It is all about survival

It is a very dangerous world out there (As seen on TV!). Today, I made sure to get myself ready and prepared to survive all the potential deadly situations I will face in a very near future. Better be safe than sorry!

The Department of Homeland Panic gives very valuable arguments why we should be scared. Get you duct tape and plasitc sheets ready!

If you survive the latest terrorist attack, you might still want to be ready for the worst case scenarios. How to survive if your parachute fails to open, how to control a runaway camel, how to survive if you wake up next to someone whose name you don’t remember, etc.

Don’t Say We didn’t Warn You!