You know you're from SF when…

Funny rants & raves post on Craigslist on “You know you’re from SF when…“. Well the title is misleading, because nobody is really from SF. It should be more something like “You know you’ve been living in SF for too long when….”. My favourites are:

• You couldn’t figure out how to drive to Coit Tower if your life depended on it.
• Rainstorms or thunder are the lead story for the local news.
• When you drive under an underpass – for one moment you think “earthquake”.
• You realize the only Republicans you know are your Aunt and Uncle in Texas.
• Through years of practice, you have perfected the art of the helpless looking “sorry, i’m broke” shrug that you use when someone asks you for change.