Positioning Accuracy and Social Status

From Google’s April fool:

Advisors are ready to answer your question for as little as $2.50 (per minute), usually within 24 hours and conceivably much, much sooner, depending on your levels of personal desperation and financial werewithal and the quality of your GPS signal and mobile plan.

Relation to my thesis: Funny to think that people might need to become aware of the position they provide in order to get good services. Will people with bad positioning systems or living in urban canyons become 2nd class citizens?